I'm a terrible blogger...
Sorry folks. I'm a terrible person. I pledged to spend every waking moment putting all my most personal thoughts and all my funniest jokes up on the internet... and then I got busy and I didn't post a goddamned thing for 2 weeks! I suck, I know.
I have all these drafts started, but they are half ass and I'm embarrassed that there would be all this virtual judgment - I live in fear!
I shall leave you with these pictures!
Someone Hates a Bath!
But he cleans up nice!
And this picture is just hilarious to me!
4 comments:
haha look at that thing
Did you get your hair did? It looks pretty!
(The dog too)
Hi. I found your blog from the Beehive. I like your blog.
And, naturally, I'm reading it backwards. So far, I haven't had cause to comment, but on your last post (next post, but the last one I read), you asked for a sugar daddy.
Since, naturally, you're hot, I said to myself, SURE, I'll sign up.
Until I saw these doggy pics.
It was then I realized, uh-oh. Hottie + Needs Money + Has small pampered doggie = Paris Hilton.
I ran away from the idea ;-)
(hope you don't mind I keep reading)
Mintzworks - read all you want. However, I should clarify I'd rather work the mop bucket in the back room at the adult bookstore than be a "kept woman!"
This was, of course, the first time I've ever used sarcasm in my blog though, so I can see how the mistake could be made that I was being serious. Oh wait, that was sarcasm - UMMMMMMM
They often call me the Paris Hilton of Fresno so it's nice to read you picked up on the obvious similarities there too!
*shakes head*
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