Saturday, February 21, 2009

Mother earth loving vegetarian goes on shooting rampage.

Alright, here's the deal. It's midnight. I had a pretty decent evening, went to a local TweetUp, had a nice dinner, and was really looking forward to getting into bed and doing some blogging.

Mostly because I've been making my list and I just know you all want to understand how my dinner conversation included the following topics:

A butterfly is to the vagina what a canary is to a coal mine
600 monkeys is TOO many monkeys (1 monkey is too many)
Crochet Underwear and pants
Dynomite and amputee shadow puppets
Possums make great pets
Naked (& public) fire starter
High heels = chicken pox

Yes, yes, riveting! Tell me more you say...

Well, I can't. There is a dog outside my window and he has not stopped barking for 29 minutes. I'm totally wishing California didn't have such a strict gun law because

I
AM
LOSING
MY
MIND
!!!

In fact, THERE ISN'T MUCH that's stopping me from setting fire to my neighbors house right now just to make the insanity STOP. OH MY GOD! SHUT UP!!! I can't think of anything else. On that note, here is a LOVELY animation for your viewing enjoyment. :)
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*Yes,those are my awesome flannel sheets with a moose on them!

3 comments:

JohnJayJay February 21, 2009 at 2:59 AM  

Oh, I dunno...you look kind of happy actually! Then again, I HAVE confused this look with 'just about to snap' before!

Michael February 21, 2009 at 9:48 AM  

Man I'm just glad you didn't snap after I made one too many "iPhones sucks!" comments or something last night.

Spamboy February 21, 2009 at 9:17 PM  

That montage is hypnotizing me, which is easy to do on a sleep-deprived Saturday night.

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