Exhibit A
I would like to enter into evidence Exhibit A:
This - my friends - is a skill of mine.
The picture on the left is a self photo. I take a fucking awesome self-photo! I'm rocking the glasses, drink in hand, smooth skin = rockstar.
The photo on the right.......... Yeah, the clubflys.com one - the one that goes online - the one where I'm the scared girl standing in the corner with fists pressed together in a nervous attempt to steady myself? Yeah, that's the one someone else took of me.
SIGH. Same night - 'bout 3 minutes apart. I take an awesome self pic, but I freeze up or make a face or SOMETHING twitchy happens when someone else attempts to take my picture. GAH!
Can anyone say #EPIC FAIL ?!?!?!
3 comments:
My GF drives me crazy with pictures of herself. She hates nearly all of them. I try to put up the ones that I think look great and she makes faces at me. I can't win lol.
You do look like a freakin' rock star on the left. But from my perspective, your look on the right is very confident and knowing, not shaky, twitchy and scared. I don't see it!
The only good self-portrait I ever got was one I took before I removed the plastic coating from my phone, because it was soft and blurry. sigh.
That's awesome. I mean the self-photo thing. I always have a freakishly giant head in the self-photo.
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